Halloween Suggestions For Your Ex-lover

Dear ex-lover:

While routinely stalking on your facebook page yesterday,

I saw that you posted a status about not knowing

What you should be for Halloween

And since I’m so nice

And know how hard it is for you

To figure out which person you want to be everyday

I actually took the liberty to write down a few suggestions

You know what you should be for Halloween?

You should be honest, you should be

Something fucking crazy, like the person I fell in love with

(...)

You should go to Walmart and see if they sell any face-paint

That could make you look less like the monster that you are and more like a person who actually gives a fuck about other people

(...)

You can even have a combination costume

You can be SUPER sober celibate, come home every night to my partner,

Don’t give my number out to other people.

Can be trusted from this day forward,

Marriage material

Everything that I presented to myself as no more cheating on my lover, CAT WOMAN

Don’t go to any hunted places

You´ve charged enough strangers to come inside of you

Stay home, pass out candy

Put a sign on your door that reads

“only my ex-lovers can trick or treat here”

And you know what you should give us?

You should give us all our hearts back

(...)

Be brave this year, don’t be the victim

Don’t be the ghost that haunts all of the new homes

That your lovers are trying to build with women a lot more visible than you

Don’t be graveyard

Stop burying others in the dirt you chose to let pile up on the casket of your own insecurities

Know that the best thing that you could be for Halloween, until you learn that love is about much more than just playing dressed up, is “not in a relationship”. 

Natasha T. Miller

PS: Perfect for Halloween :D